From PawNation.com

Twitter is already lame, some company has thought of a way to make it lamer. Who cares what most of these people have to say? A company is looking to take Twitter to the next lame level. Now your dog can tweet on his/her own lame tweets.

Mattel is working on a device that will make it possible for your dog to tweet automatically, without your help. No typing, no logging on, no trying to think of some silly thing that your dog would tweet if he/she could. Now this thing called Puppy Tweets – which is made up of a smart sensor that, attached to your dogs collar, will send signals to a USB reciever in your computer, which will then update your dogs Twitter account with unoriginal, pre-fab tweets such as “Somedays it feels like my paw is permanently on the snooze button.”

I can’t imagine a more useless waste of money than the money Mattel used to come up with this device. There are dogs dying every day and they could have donated money to animal rescue services, instead they spend all this money coming up with the lamest technology imaginable. Way to go Mattel.